You’re probably wondering how I got into this mess. Frankly, so am I. Innocent little hamster hurtling through the air on a rock about to be lunch for a largemouth bass. Things weren’t always like this. I used to have a good life. Cozy cage, food bowl, water bottle, even one of those little wheels you run on, but don’t really go anywhere. Yeah, that was the life. It all started at the pet store…
“Yo, Hammy! Who are joo talking to, joorself?”
“I’m not talking to myself, it’s called a soliloquy.”
“Look, I’m just getting everyone caught up on the story.”
“Oh, okay. Well, that part’s boring. Just skeep to when joo woke up in dee field.”
“Fine. It all started when I woke up in a field…”
“And try to sound a leettle more excited.”
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